I am so, so sorry.

I haven’t posted in a really long time. I know that to my huge readership (Ricky) this is a problem that must be corrected. I’ll try to do better in the future.

I think I put too much pressure on myself to put interesting or thoughtful stuff in this blog. What a fool I’ve been! This blog isn’t about thoughtful. This blog is about stupid things I find on the internet.

So until my next attack of conscience, here’s something incredibly isipid: An Apple commercial with Jeff Goldblum, slowed down to 50% its original speed. The result: Drunk Jeff Goldblum!

Thass nuts! Thassss…. Nnuttsz!”

3 Responses to “I am so, so sorry.”

  1. evan Says:

    I think my favorite part is “have they been . . . in . . . THINKING. JAIL?”

    These are actually as hilarious as you promised they would be.

  2. Stella Kevlar Says:

    alden, these are AMAZING. i’m linking to you. (arija)

  3. metamorphallic Says:

    Goldblum slowed and throwed!! well not throwed actually : /

    he sounds drunk and starts to look and sound like a complete burnout on the first close-up in the second vid

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