I haven’t posted in a really long time. I know that to my huge readership (Ricky) this is a problem that must be corrected. I’ll try to do better in the future.
I think I put too much pressure on myself to put interesting or thoughtful stuff in this blog. What a fool I’ve been! This blog isn’t about thoughtful. This blog is about stupid things I find on the internet.
So until my next attack of conscience, here’s something incredibly isipid: An Apple commercial with Jeff Goldblum, slowed down to 50% its original speed. The result: Drunk Jeff Goldblum!
Thass nuts! Thassss…. Nnuttsz!”
June 15, 2008 at 1:08 am |
I think my favorite part is “have they been . . . in . . . THINKING. JAIL?”
These are actually as hilarious as you promised they would be.
June 19, 2008 at 6:05 pm |
alden, these are AMAZING. i’m linking to you. (arija)
June 24, 2008 at 4:03 am |
Goldblum slowed and throwed!! well not throwed actually : /
he sounds drunk and starts to look and sound like a complete burnout on the first close-up in the second vid