Team of Mavericks

Li’l O’Reilly

Wow. Just wow.

This is why my “Comedy?” category has a question mark at the end.

His pause after “France” is comedic genius.

Diebold-ical

The Multi-colored Menace

With all the talk of the economy crisis, the war, global warming and disease, there’s surprisingly little coverage in the media of this terrifying conspiracy.

Drunk Jeff Goldblum Pt. II

You’d think that the lower frequency of posts would yield a higher quality of posts, but no.

Here’s a clip Bill O’Reilly yelling at Geraldo Rivera at half speed. It’s like bears fighting.

I promise I’m going to start posting better and more often. Or I could just send more frequent emails to Ricky, since he’s the only one who reads this.

(I apologize for any action that gives Bill O’Reilly more exposure than he already has, but I figured the good outweighed the bad in this case.

Oh, boy!

This video has captured my heart and fed it two power-up mushrooms and a starman, then set it free to battle against an egg-spitting female dinosaur. My heart won!

I am so, so sorry.

I haven’t posted in a really long time. I know that to my huge readership (Ricky) this is a problem that must be corrected. I’ll try to do better in the future.

I think I put too much pressure on myself to put interesting or thoughtful stuff in this blog. What a fool I’ve been! This blog isn’t about thoughtful. This blog is about stupid things I find on the internet.

So until my next attack of conscience, here’s something incredibly isipid: An Apple commercial with Jeff Goldblum, slowed down to 50% its original speed. The result: Drunk Jeff Goldblum!

Thass nuts! Thassss…. Nnuttsz!”

Nerd Hype

The editing on this is a little slap-dash, but I still can’t wait for this. June 24th!

Also, if you’re interested, I’ve updated the Weezer post below with the official video. Good times.

Chris American Life

I love Chris Ware, and I was happy to see he’s animating again for the new season of Showtime’s This American Life. I don’t get Showtime, unfortunately, but I love the radio version, and if Ware keeps animating for them, I might have to shell out the 8 bucks a month for it. Here are two of the clips. The first one is so sad and strange and beautiful, it’s a perfect fit for Ware’s style.

Dance Dance Evolution

Sorry I’ve been MIA in the last couple days – I’ll try to do better in the future. In the meantime, here’s a pretty awesome video from Gnarls Barkley’s The Odd Couple.

Also, the song that’s been stuck in my head for the last few days – the new Weezer single. It actually sounds a little like old Weezer, which by any measure is great by me. Christian pointed out to me that this single was written under pressure by the label for something accessible and apparently doesn’t represent the rest of the album, but I’m of course interested in hearing it anyway. As long as it’s not a string of Beverly Hillses, I think it will be a step up. There are a couple of easy targets in this video, but I appreciate them anyway. Liam/Kelley and Tay Zonday are pleasant surprises.